also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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