Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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