My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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