he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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