How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I seem to have left my pride at pride
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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