I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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