if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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