You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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