He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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