I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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