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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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