My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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