Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just invented taco cereal.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
