hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
