All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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