batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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