yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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