So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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