How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Who did Billy Mays play for?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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