umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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