I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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