scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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