Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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