Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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