they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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