I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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