thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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