I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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