Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
