Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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