I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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