Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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