Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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