So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
