I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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