at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
third nipple confirmed
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
