Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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