sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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