Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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