THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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