Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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