did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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