I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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