you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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