Whoa Z and x make the same sound
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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