sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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