Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
