her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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