can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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