Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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