I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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